Categorical Aperitif

FREEDOM™ is recommended for casual use as an object of veneration or rhetorical weapon only. FREEDOM™ is not recommended for serious use. When taken seriously, FREEDOM™ may cause side effects including dissatisfaction with existing socioeconomic authorities and institutions, failure to conform to accepted sociocultural norms, conflict with family, alienation from peers, difficulty with neighbors, ostracism from dominant social groups, countercultural affiliation, violence from defenders of established order, death, and independent thought. Side effects may be worsened if FREEDOM™ is taken in conjunction with JUSTICE™, MORALITY™, or SOLIDARITY™. Management accepts no responsibility for suffering caused by management attempts to contain FREEDOM™ within parameters defined by management.

FREEDOM™
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