Categorical Aperitif

Gaaaaah. If you gave The Three Stooges a morning show, I don't think it could out-stupid Fox & Friends.

The Daily Show calls her "the smart-lady meat in a doofus sandwich," but it seems to me that Stanford-educated Gretchen Carlson's main job on F&F is to ensure that her creamy, Rubenesque thighs are always prominently displayed. I mean, jeez, every time I see a clip of that show on TDS or at Media Matters or wherever, there those puppies are, usually demurely crossed but always unclothed just south of shamesville. It's almost like they don't want the male part of their audience to think too much about what she says—or something.

// posted by nash @ 8:24 PM