Categorical Aperitif

Footage you did not see from the 2008 Democratic National Convention—and which you will never see again:

"Welcome back to MSNBC's coverage of the 2008 Democratic National Convention. There was some confusion a few moments ago when a man claiming to be a time traveler from the year 2010 emerged from some sort of vortex and sprinted toward the podium, yelling and waving a box of testosterone supplements, before being tackled by security and hustled to detention. No word yet on the man's identity, though Democratic officials seem inclined to shrug off the incident as a prank by an activist group such as The Yes Men or Code Pink, and the man's agitated screaming about 'teabaggers' only adds to the impression that this was some sort of bizarre joke. Now back to Keith Olbermann on the floor."