Sunday, February 22, 2009
My Heart Bleeds
My exact first thought on reading that many Bush political appointees are having trouble finding new jobs:
Let's build a bridge so they can go die under it.
My second thought:
That's wrong because it's uncharitable.
My third thought:
That's wrong because it's pork.
It's like Satan, Jesus, and David Stockman are waging a titanic struggle for control of my soul. Hey, guys, keep it down in there, will ya? I'm trying to read Chomsky.