Sunday, February 22, 2009

My Heart Bleeds

My exact first thought on reading that many Bush political appointees are having trouble finding new jobs:

Let's build a bridge so they can go die under it.

My second thought:

That's wrong because it's uncharitable.

My third thought:

That's wrong because it's pork.

It's like Satan, Jesus, and David Stockman are waging a titanic struggle for control of my soul. Hey, guys, keep it down in there, will ya? I'm trying to read Chomsky.

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