It takes a special kind of therapist to host a chapter of RenFesters Anonymous. "Greetings and salutations. Alfred the Wise am I, alchemist, magus, seeker of the Philosopher's Stone, and verily, forsooth, I am a renfestaholic." (All:) "Greetings and salutations, Alfred the Wise." *sigh* "What was that, Doctor Armstrong?" "Nothing. Nothing."