Tuesday, February 26, 2008
You Know What's Fascistic?
Jonah Goldberg and Glenn Beck blathering for an hour on CNN, relying on lame, desperate straw man arguments to try to connect FDR and Barack Obama to Hitler.
Goldberg's and Beck's "reasoning" seems to look something like this:
- The belief that politicians will solve all your problems is fascistic.
- Obama's supporters (like those of FDR and Hitler) believe that Obama will solve all their problems.
- Therefore, Obama's supporters are fascistic.
- "I'm voting for Obama because he'll get rid of my crabgrass."
- "I'm voting for Obama because he'll fix the leaky manifold in my '68 Impala."
- "I'm voting for Obama because he'll help me lose unsightly inches off my hips, waist, and thighs."
If people like Beck and Goldberg can't see the obvious problems with this "reasoning," then they're idiots—and they don't belong on cable "news."
If people like Beck and Goldberg can see the obvious problems with this "reasoning" but happily engage in it anyway, then they're shameless whores—and they don't belong on cable "news."
Either way, what does it say about the "Cable News Network" that they'd waste an hour with this sort of idiocy/whoring?
(Cue deep James Earl Jones voice saying "I had Jello today.")