Wednesday, January 30, 2008

From the Magnificent Metaphors Department

Matt Taibbi:

The crying incident was Hillary's own personal Checkers speech, a painful bit of self-mutilation tossed off on the last step before the political gallows -- a pure sea-cucumber tactic, scaring us off with a display of vulnerable green guts. We missed the chance to finish her off, and now she's back in charge, setting the tone for a campaign that gets dumber and meaner and dirtier by the day. Thanks to you, New Hampshire, the Clintons still have us to kick around.
More on sea cucumbers here and here. I did not know that they are known among acquarium devotees as "cukes." And hey, check out today's Wikipedia featured article.

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