Categorical Aperitif

A PACKAGE TOUR

There is unrest in the Imperial Forces. Countless troopers are tired of the monotonous food and having their throats crushed at a distance by petulant Sith Lords and whatnot.

Hoping to improve morale, Imperial commanders have scheduled a series of well-supervised recreational events for their disgruntled soldiers.

Happy to don casual dress at last, the men of the 478th Stormtrooper Detachment file obediently onto their tour buses and immediately begin pestering officers with choruses of "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"