Categorical Aperitif

What kind of brains are they? That is, what kind of animal did they come from?

Are brains better when they sit out in the open air for a while?

Are they sold by the pound, or individually?

Do they make their own oozy pinkish sauce, or has oozy pinkish sauce been added to make them more appetizing?

Would one of them have been smart enough to know that primate is a title of religious authority and thus is not an insult when applied to the Pope—something that apparently neither Bill O'Reilly nor anyone on his staff was smart enough to know?

Are they high in saturated fats?

Should brains be served as a main course or only as an appetizer?

What wine goes with brains?

Discuss.